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Anyone want to buy a trunk? I'll do craigslist, but it may be easier to get rid of here. $25, nice huge totally useful sit-on-it unfinished pine trunk. Seen a little wear, but no major damage.

Also, I may have some CD towers to sell, but someone else has first dibs.

(Hey, kid, wanna buy a trunk? -pulls aside overcoat to reveal a large wooden trunk hidden under it-)