Pirates and Wenches party coming up, and I'm not prepared!

Psst. What are some good drinking games that I've played with you all? Isn't there one with cards called Dumbass or Moron or something? The only one I can think of is the Watching Xena drinking game, which isn't exactly possible tonight. Or Whisky Chess, which I don't have a board for, and which only involves 2 people anyways.